Best Band Name In the World?

So according to our comrades over at MetalSucks (I like their site but don't know the guys personally, some dude is selling the Best Band Name in the World" on EBay.

Random H.R. Giger art, apropos of nothing.

Now, the Bay has seen some wacky shit over its existence: auctioned human kidneys, watches shaped like fish, and even some old smoking pipes and comic books. But nothing could match this for sheer materialistic depravity, not to mention lack of creative genius.

Hey. Come to think of it them's some good band names:
The Auctioned Hüman Kidneys
The Fish Watches
Old Smöking Pipes And Comic Books
Materyalystic Depravity (mathcore band)
The Lack
Creative Genius.

Hmm maybe I need to make some EBay listings....or if you're starting a band, feel free to take one of the names above and thank me in your liner notes.

A'course, you could just go here. It gave me some neat ideas for "E L P."

• Empty Lifter Property
• Exuberant Lifter Phenomenon
• Eligible Loco Puberty
• Elk Lover Paranoia
• Escape Lithium Pawn
• Enthroned Lapse Pinch
• Even Loan Pole
• Evolution Lapse Principle
• Entangled Latitude Pearl
• Elation Liberation Puzzle