THE HAIR WHIP!

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Monday, December 21, 2009

The Metalhead's Twelve Days Of Christmas


Lemmy knows you've been very naughty...


On the Twelfth Day of Christmas,

Lemmy sent to me...

Twelve-minute drum solos

Amps turned to Eleven

Ten dudes a-moshin'

Nine guys from Slipknot

Eight critics snarking

Seven-string guitars

Six beastly numbers.

Five death growwwwls

Four hammered roadies

Three banged heads

Two leather jackets

And an un-opened case of J. D.

Merry Christmas, all.

From the Hair Whip

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