The Metalhead's Twelve Days Of Christmas

Lemmy knows you've been very naughty...

On the Twelfth Day of Christmas,

Lemmy sent to me...

Twelve-minute drum solos

Amps turned to Eleven

Ten dudes a-moshin'

Nine guys from Slipknot

Eight critics snarking

Seven-string guitars

Six beastly numbers.

Five death growwwwls

Four hammered roadies

Three banged heads

Two leather jackets

And an un-opened case of J. D.

Merry Christmas, all.

From the Hair Whip