The Ten Commandments of Rock'n'Roll

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1. Thou shalt have no God save Lemmy, for Lemmy art God and James Hetfield be his profit.
   
   
2. Thou shalt not be that guy. (also known as the "Droz Commandment.") Also written as "Thou shalt not wear the t-shirt of the band headlining, nor opening the gig, unless ye be in the band's road crew."
   
   
3. Thou shalt listen to one Rush, and they art Canadian.
   
   
4. Thou shalt not turn it down, unlest thine significant other complaineth.
   
   
5. Thou shalt not mosh lest ye be under 25.
   
   
6. Keepeth thine foot out of stadiums, lest there be artists thou hast never seen live.
   
   
7. Thou shalt not sing "All Along the Watchtower" lest thou knowest the last verse.
   (also known as the Bono Commandment, applies to cover tunes in general.)
   
   
8. Taketh thine apple of knowledge from the Tree of Porcupine. With thine knowledge, thou mayst Stump the Trunk.
   
   
9. Yield us not to temptation, lest it be Within Temptation--or possibly the Temptations.
   
   
10. Thine IPod shall runneth over with thine tunes that art ballsy. And they shalt be shareble MP3s for thine comrades. Yet ye shalt freeth 5 megs for thine OS.

Addenda: Should the Almighty strike the author dead with lightning, he shalt ride it.